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Get caught masturbating? Look them in the eye and continue.

Get caught masturbating? Look them in the eye and continue.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell Your GF to give you a blowjob before guys night so you'll only think about her

Tell Your GF to give you a blowjob before guys night
 so you'll only think about her  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your wife/girlfriend is blaming her actions and emotions on her period Then it is completely ok for you to remind her she is acting that way due to her period.

If your wife/girlfriend is blaming her actions and emotions on her period Then it is completely ok for you to remind her she is acting that way due to her period.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Surprise your boyfriend with sex ideas from Cosmo he'll love it

Surprise your boyfriend with sex ideas from Cosmo he'll love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use irregardless multiple times on your resume it'll make you seem intelligent to your future employer

Use irregardless multiple times on your resume it'll make you seem intelligent to your future employer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Start googling "how to build a bomb" repeatedly They nsa will think you're crying wolf and stop tracking you

Start googling

Did you girlfriend get a new haircut? tell her it looks funny. Girls love honesty

Did you girlfriend get a new haircut? tell her it looks funny. Girls love honesty  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to find good internet memes? Go on facebook

Want to find good internet memes? Go on facebook  Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone post about their cakeday for free karma? Down vote every one of their links and comments.

Someone post about their cakeday for free karma? Down vote every one of their links and comments.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a stronger cleaning agent? Mix Bleach and ammonia

Need a stronger cleaning agent? Mix Bleach and ammonia   Malicious Advice Mallard
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