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Don't log in to reddit on an unencrypted network Cuz I'll hack your account and make posts like this.

Don't log in to reddit on an unencrypted network Cuz I'll hack your account and make posts like this.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drunk but need to drive somewhere? Just line your thumbs up with the lines of the road on the steering wheel and close one eye. You'll be fine.

Drunk but need to drive somewhere? Just line your thumbs up with the lines of the road on the steering wheel and close one eye. You'll be fine.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight? Try cocaine

Want to lose weight? Try cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

eating Ice Cream? squeeze it against the roof of your mouth to extract all the flavor

eating Ice Cream?
 squeeze it against the roof of your mouth to extract all the flavor  Malicious Advice Mallard

When you start your car, rev it to redline It will warm up faster

When you start your car, rev it to redline It will warm up faster  Malicious Advice Mallard

YOU LIKE MAKE UP SEX? TELL YOUR GF/BF YOU CHEATED ON THEM

YOU LIKE MAKE UP SEX? TELL YOUR GF/BF YOU CHEATED ON THEM  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't comprehend australian text? rotate your neck 180 degrees

Can't comprehend australian text? rotate your neck 180 degrees  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use Icy Hot as lube during masturbation Best orgasm you will ever have

Use Icy Hot as lube during masturbation Best orgasm you will ever have  Malicious Advice Mallard

Zits too painful to pop? you're not trying hard enough

Zits too painful to pop? you're not trying hard enough  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to stop biting your nails start smoking to occupy your hands

Want to stop biting your nails start smoking to occupy your hands  Malicious Advice Mallard
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