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Eat your girlfriends chocolate supply when she gets her period she'll appreciate your commitment to her good health

Eat your girlfriends chocolate supply when she gets her period she'll appreciate your commitment to her good health Malicious Advice Mallard
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METH - just once or twice

METH - just once or twice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get some rules changed? Tell the mods their rules are stupid, they'll understand.

Want to get some rules changed? Tell the mods their rules are stupid, they'll understand. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Speeding because you're actually in a hurry? Just be honest and the cop might cut you a break

Speeding because you're actually in a hurry? Just be honest and the cop might cut you a break Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're too embarrassed to buy condoms buy plastic bags and elastic bands

If you're too embarrassed to buy condoms buy plastic bags and elastic bands Malicious Advice Mallard
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just a reminder Mother's day is sunday, may 18th

just a reminder Mother's day is sunday, may 18th Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your tongue gets stuck to a frozen pole Get a friend to pee on it. The hot liquid will warm the pole and release your tongue.

If your tongue gets stuck to a frozen pole Get a friend to pee on it. The hot liquid will warm the pole and release your tongue. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Argument with girlfriend? Tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize she is and calm down

Argument with girlfriend? Tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize she is and calm down Malicious Advice Mallard
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When a girl says something she probably just meant what she said and nothing more

When a girl says something she probably just meant what she said and nothing more Malicious Advice Mallard
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trying to lose weight? Smoke cigarettes, it will reduce your appetite

trying to lose weight? Smoke cigarettes, it will reduce your appetite Malicious Advice Mallard
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