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Propose when you are in a large group of people She will be forced to say yes

Propose when you are in a large group of people She will be forced to say yes Malicious Advice Mallard
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When getting intimate with a woman tell her she makes you harder than a metapod

When getting intimate with a woman tell her she makes you harder than a metapod Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want girlfriend to blow you, but she doesn't want to do it? go into 69 position and poke it in her eye until she does

Want girlfriend to blow you, but she doesn't want to do it? go into 69 position and poke it in her eye until she does Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need medical care with no insurance? Rob a bank, either you get the cash you need or the resulting jail time means the government takes care of it.

Need medical care with no insurance? Rob a bank, either you get the cash you need or the resulting jail time means the government takes care of it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Running Late For Work? Remember, stop signs are Stoptional

Running Late For Work? Remember, stop signs are Stoptional Malicious Advice Mallard
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running late for your flight? call in a bomb threat, they will have to delay the flight.

running late for your flight? call in a bomb threat, they will have to delay the flight. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you see a fat person crying tell them they're not nearly as fat as a manatee.

if you see a fat person crying tell them they're not nearly as fat as a manatee. Malicious Advice Mallard
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When at a concert, take as much video as possible Concert promoters love it when fans take video, they will reward you

When at a concert, take as much video as possible Concert promoters love it when fans take video, they will reward you Malicious Advice Mallard
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no lotion to masturbate with? A bar of soap is a great substitute

no lotion to masturbate with? A bar of soap is a great substitute Malicious Advice Mallard
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As long as your awkwardly revealing, sexual and/or disturbing jokes are funny, Your redditor friends and coworkers won't think differently of you

As long as your awkwardly revealing, sexual and/or disturbing jokes are funny, Your redditor friends and coworkers won't think differently of you Malicious Advice Mallard
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