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Burn the roof of your mouth? Sour skittles will take cake of that

Burn the roof of your mouth? Sour skittles will take cake of that  Malicious Advice Mallard

Haven't updated Archlinux install in over a year? pacman -Syuf

Haven't updated Archlinux install in over a year? pacman -Syuf  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell jehovah witnesses you're a repeated sex offender They will shun you and stop knocking on your door

Tell jehovah witnesses you're a repeated sex offender They will shun you and stop knocking on your door  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to skip the ads on youtube? ctrl + w

want to skip the ads on youtube? ctrl + w  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to quit smoking? Just stop paying your rent. When you get evicted you will have to get a gym membership and you can sweat out the nicotine in the sauna

Trying to quit smoking? Just stop paying your rent. When you get evicted you will have to get a gym membership and you can sweat out the nicotine in the sauna  Malicious Advice Mallard

Flat screen TV looking a little bland? put a few magnets on it

Flat screen TV looking a little bland? put a few magnets on it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of food? eat that spare spider eye in your inventory

Out of food? eat that spare spider eye in your inventory  Malicious Advice Mallard

THe only reason these memes exist is to keep all of you coming back to Reddit for more bad advice

THe only reason these memes exist is to keep all of you coming back to Reddit for more bad advice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Morgan Freeman AMA was a bit of a fiasco? Just get Tom Cruise to do an AMA. That will go much smoother.

Morgan Freeman AMA was a bit of a fiasco? Just get Tom Cruise to do an AMA. That will go much smoother.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Computer crash and Hard drive wiped? Contact the NSA for a back up

Computer crash and Hard drive wiped?
 Contact the NSA for a back up  Malicious Advice Mallard
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