Malicious Advice Mallard

Drive without headlights on at night cops won't see you speeding by

Drive without headlights on at night cops won't see you speeding by   Malicious Advice Mallard

Low on comment karma? post a picture of a butthole.

Low on comment karma? post a picture of a butthole.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Found a new job? stay home the first week No one knows you, so no one will notice that you are missing

Found a new job?
stay home the first week No one knows you, so no one will notice that you are missing  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for Karma? make a new meme /r/AdviceAnimals loves new memes

Looking for Karma? make a new meme
 /r/AdviceAnimals loves new memes  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you pour ketchup all over your head you will look like me

if you pour ketchup all over your head you will look like me  Malicious Advice Mallard

you know what would make Half Life 3 the greatest game ever? Micro transactions and DRM

you know what would make Half Life 3 the greatest game ever?
 Micro transactions and DRM  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is this a meme? I am a red duck.

Is this a meme? I am a red duck.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you rape a girl, kill her that way no one will know you did it

If you rape a girl, kill her
 that way no one will know you did it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for a good pre-workout? cocaine

Looking for a good pre-workout?
 cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

want bigger breasts? get fat

want bigger breasts? get fat  Malicious Advice Mallard
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