Malicious Advice Mallard

If she says she's on birth control Trust her. There's no need for protection

If she says she's on birth control Trust her. There's no need for protection  Malicious Advice Mallard

Scratched Xbox 360 disc? Switch out the disc with a rented/borrowed one

Scratched Xbox 360 disc?  Switch out the disc with a rented/borrowed one   Malicious Advice Mallard

want to ace any scantron test? just fill in every bubble. you will get them all right

want to ace any scantron test? just fill in every bubble. you will get them all right  Malicious Advice Mallard

put sugar in your gas tank it will give your car more energy

put sugar in your gas tank it will give your car more energy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fart on the first date She will find it funny and like you for you're humor

Fart on the first date 
 She will find it funny and like you for you're humor  Malicious Advice Mallard

You don't need to pay attention to arrested development It rarely has much going on in the background

You don't need to pay attention to arrested development It rarely has much going on in the background  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ignore the restraining order if you love her

Ignore the restraining order
 if you love her  Malicious Advice Mallard

use hand sanitizer When masturbating it gets the job done and you won't have to wash your hands afterwards

use hand sanitizer When masturbating it gets the job done and you won't have to wash your hands afterwards  Malicious Advice Mallard

college finals coming up? make your homepage www.reddit.com

college finals coming up? make your homepage www.reddit.com  Malicious Advice Mallard

bouncer didn't catch your fake id? brag about it in the bathroom. employees don't have bladders.

bouncer didn't catch your fake id?
 brag about it in the bathroom. employees don't have bladders.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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