Malicious Advice Mallard

Slice your leg open For free karma on r/wtf

Slice your leg open
 For free karma on r/wtf  Malicious Advice Mallard

You are having your teeth cleaned at the dentist? Why not have them fix your snaggletooth

You are having your teeth cleaned at the dentist? Why not have them fix your snaggletooth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Acne problems? rub potassium alloy on your washed face and your problem will be solved

Acne problems? rub potassium alloy on your washed face and your problem will be solved  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend terrible at a video game? badger and criticize, it'll make her better almost instantly

Girlfriend terrible at a video game? badger and criticize, it'll make her better almost instantly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get a date with that hot girl? Be a complete asshole to her.

Want to get a date with that hot girl? Be a complete asshole to her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Beeing fired from your job? say "ill tell them you touched me places"

Beeing fired from your job? say

Have bad sunburn and you want to get tan fast? Urinate all over the burn; because yellow + Red = Orange

Have bad sunburn and you want to get tan fast? Urinate all over the burn; because yellow + Red = Orange  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to test if the postal service will actually deliver a drivers license? just put yours in the mailbox and wait for them to return it

Want to test if the postal service will actually deliver a drivers license?
 just put yours in the mailbox and wait for them to return it  Malicious Advice Mallard

You'll never need supplemental benefit insurance

You'll never need  supplemental benefit insurance  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't have a condom? Use a candy bar wrapper

Don't have a condom? Use a candy bar wrapper  Malicious Advice Mallard
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