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Serve hot meals with warm utensils In a pinch, just pop a fork in the microwave

Serve hot meals with warm utensils In a pinch, just pop a fork in the microwave  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a woman is nice to you for any reason whatsoever You better go buy some rubbers, dude! She totally wants the d.

If a woman is nice to you for any reason whatsoever  You better go buy some rubbers, dude! She totally wants the d.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can totally pull off a fedora

You can totally pull off a fedora  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should scratch off that 'Void' one. I bet there's even more money under it!

You should scratch off that 'Void' one.
 I bet there's even more money under it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you need to clean your water bottle Put baking soda and vinegar in it and screw the top on tight.

If you need to clean your water bottle Put baking soda and vinegar in it and screw the top on tight.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Toilet paper isn't sticking to the toilet seat? Urinate on the seat, the extra liquid will keep the toilet paper in place

Toilet paper isn't sticking to the toilet seat? Urinate on the seat, the extra liquid will keep the toilet paper in place  Malicious Advice Mallard

Start a new TV series before finals You deserve a break from all that studying

Start a new TV series before finals
 You deserve a break from all that studying  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stop breathing You can conserve huge amounts of energy otherwise spent on breathing.

Stop breathing You can conserve huge amounts of energy otherwise spent on breathing.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to whiten your teeth cheaply? Rub liquid bleach on them directly

Want to whiten your teeth cheaply? Rub liquid bleach on them directly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to ask someone out? You should wait for the perfect moment.

Want to ask someone out? You should wait for the perfect moment.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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