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Not getting enough likes on your facebook posts? Have a baby

Not getting enough likes on your facebook posts? Have a baby  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a mosquito bite? Scratch it viciously until it goes away

Got a mosquito bite? Scratch it viciously until it goes away   Malicious Advice Mallard

Say "squee" while watching tangled with grace she will love you forever

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think someones stalking you? listen to there problems and try and relate to them that will make them stop

think someones stalking you?
 listen to there problems and try and relate to them that will make them stop  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just come inside her There will be no mess to clean up after

Just come inside her There will be no mess to clean up after  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a girl to know you're into her? Like her oldest facebook photo.

Want a girl to know you're into her? Like her oldest facebook photo.  Malicious Advice Mallard

got a big assignment procrastination

got a big assignment procrastination   Malicious Advice Mallard

POST GETTING DOWNVOTED? EXPLAIN YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS

POST GETTING DOWNVOTED? EXPLAIN YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't keep your friends You'll never break up with her

Don't keep your friends You'll never break up with her  Malicious Advice Mallard

When all of the links are purple Just clear your history and continue browsing reddit

When all of the links are purple
 Just clear your history and continue browsing reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard
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