Malicious Advice Mallard

If you give people advice but they don't listen Give up and fly away

If you give people advice but they don't listen  Give up and fly away  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nothing says sincerity like a quote on facebook.

Nothing says sincerity 
 like a quote on facebook.  Malicious Advice Mallard

had a fight with your gf? Buy her tampons to make up

had a fight with your gf? Buy her tampons to make up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having troubles with your S.O. move in together

Having troubles with your S.O. move in together  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thinking about joining Reddit as a Christian? Do it.

Thinking about joining Reddit as a Christian? Do it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfriend is sexually boring? marry her and hope for the best.

girlfriend is sexually boring?
 marry her and hope for the best.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Rather be out here in this cold ass water Than watch the new season of "the game" pooch & Tia...why?

Rather be out here in this cold ass water  Than watch the new season of

Wear a monocle to prom It shows class

Wear a monocle to prom
 It shows class  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER IN A WHEELCHAIR, KEEP FOODS THEY LIKE ON THE Upper SHELVES OF CABINETS AND THE FRIDGE It empowers you since they constantly have to ask for your help

IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER IN A WHEELCHAIR, KEEP FOODS THEY LIKE ON THE Upper SHELVES OF CABINETS AND THE FRIDGE It empowers you since they constantly have to ask for your help  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to make friends with the same taste of music as you lil' wayne is a good start

want to make friends with the same taste of music as you  lil' wayne is a good start  Malicious Advice Mallard
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