Malicious Advice Mallard

take my advice i'm a mallard

take my advice i'm a mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Leaving your job? Be an asshole. It will be fun and you won't get in trouble

Leaving your job? Be an asshole. It will be fun and you won't get in trouble  Malicious Advice Mallard

Since Drugs make you infertile Use Drugs instead of Condoms

Since Drugs make you infertile  Use Drugs instead of Condoms  Malicious Advice Mallard

Kill somebody Post it to reddit for karma

Kill somebody
 Post it to reddit for karma  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have 2 girlfriends that way when one is on their period, you have a girlfriend who is dtf

Have 2 girlfriends
 that way when one is on their period, you have a girlfriend who is dtf  Malicious Advice Mallard

Minor Aches and Pains? Use Heroin

Minor Aches and Pains?
 Use Heroin  Malicious Advice Mallard

Before you repost some original content Make sure you downvote the original

Before you repost some original content Make sure you downvote the original  Malicious Advice Mallard

Snow in Toronto? you should post a pic and make an army joke no one has done that yet

Snow in Toronto?
 you should post a pic and make an army joke no one has done that yet    Malicious Advice Mallard

Having problems starting a conversation? How bout necrophilia?

Having problems starting a conversation? How bout necrophilia?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know which duck to listen to? the red one

Don't know which duck to listen to? the red one  Malicious Advice Mallard
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