Malicious Advice Mallard

Running late to work? Stop to pick up donuts, that will keep your boss from noticing.

Running late to work? Stop to pick up donuts, that will keep your boss from noticing.  Malicious Advice Mallard

extremely Jealous girlfriend? make lots of friends that are women to show her how committed you are

extremely Jealous girlfriend? make lots of friends that are women to show her how committed you are  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is your friend that's a girl acting irritable? Ask her if she's on her period, it's better to get it out in the open.

Is your friend that's a girl acting irritable? Ask her if she's on her period, it's better to get it out in the open.  Malicious Advice Mallard

it's not premarital if you don't plan to get married

it's not premarital
 if you don't plan to get married  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are nervous before a job interview have a couple of shots and a cigarette, that will calm your nerves and raise your confidence

if you are nervous before a job interview have a couple of shots and a cigarette, that will calm your nerves and raise your confidence  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy all of your textbooks at the campus book store The recommended ones as well, you'll need them.

Buy all of your textbooks at the campus book store
 The recommended ones as well, you'll need them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a cute, fun, and cheerful magical girl anime? You'll love puella magi madoka magica

Want a cute, fun, and cheerful magical girl anime? You'll love puella magi madoka magica  Malicious Advice Mallard

if your girlfriend won't tell you what's wrong just say "fine be mad. if you won't tell me, i don't care."

if your girlfriend won't tell you what's wrong just say

meme meme

meme meme  Malicious Advice Mallard

Text and drive only at stoplights The person behind you will honk when it's time to go

Text and drive only at stoplights The person behind you will honk when it's time to go  Malicious Advice Mallard
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