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hungry? Human is the best food

hungry? Human is the best food  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a closer and smoother shave down there? Use a straight razor. It will access places other shaving tools can't

Want a closer and smoother shave down there? Use a straight razor. It will access places other shaving tools can't  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend Threatening to leave you? Hit on another girl in front of her. She'll immediately see that other women want you, and realize how great you are.

Girlfriend Threatening to leave you? Hit on another girl in front of her. She'll immediately see that other women want you, and realize how great you are.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need more friends hold people hostage and wait for Stockholm syndrome.

Need more friends
 hold people hostage and wait for Stockholm syndrome.  Malicious Advice Mallard

correcting other people's grammar always makes you appear intelligent

correcting other people's grammar 
 always makes you appear intelligent   Malicious Advice Mallard

Need an After-School group to keep your Pre-Teen Son out of Trouble? Try N.A.M.B.L.A

Need an After-School group to keep your Pre-Teen Son out of Trouble? Try N.A.M.B.L.A  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nimm afoch irgenda meme die leit is eh egal

Nimm afoch irgenda meme
 die leit is eh egal  Malicious Advice Mallard

Eat Cool Ranch doritos before a date your breath will smell awesome

Eat Cool Ranch doritos before a date your breath will smell awesome  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna know more about meat? Try meatspin.com

Wanna know more about meat? Try meatspin.com  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a lot of karma? post pictures of your kids on r/aww

Want a lot of karma?
 post pictures of your kids on r/aww  Malicious Advice Mallard
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