Malicious Advice Mallard

One week to finals Don't study yet, you've got plenty of time

One week to finals Don't study yet, you've got plenty of time  Malicious Advice Mallard

If there is someone driving slower than you in front of you tailgate them then blink your lights a few times. That'll show 'em.

If there is someone driving slower than you in front of you tailgate them then blink your lights a few times. That'll show 'em.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Bring a rich girl back from the bars? Ejaculate inside of her.

Bring a rich girl back from the bars? Ejaculate inside of her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a hangnail? Rip it off

Got a hangnail? Rip it off  Malicious Advice Mallard

Break up with Boyfriend? Sleep with his best friend to help him forget about you

Break up with Boyfriend?
 Sleep with his best friend to help him forget about you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend thinking about leaving you? Give her herpes, so she won't have the confidence to leave you anymore

Girlfriend thinking about leaving you?
 Give her herpes, so she won't have the confidence to leave you anymore  Malicious Advice Mallard

unhappy with your sporting accomplishments as a child? live vicariously through your own child and put huge pressure on him to succeed as a result

unhappy with your sporting accomplishments as a child? live vicariously through your own child and put huge pressure on him to succeed as a result  Malicious Advice Mallard

parents won't let you on unfamiliar websites? tell them they suck and that they don't understand the internet.

parents won't let you on unfamiliar websites?
 tell them they suck and that they don't understand the internet.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Eat mushrooms They Made Mario grow

Eat mushrooms
 They Made Mario grow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a good cardio workout? Try Adderall

Want a good cardio workout? Try Adderall  Malicious Advice Mallard
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