Malicious Advice Mallard

DR. won't give you antibiotics for flu? Drink a shot of antibacterial soap.

DR. won't give you antibiotics for flu? Drink a shot of antibacterial soap.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want some quick easy karma? Push your kid down an 18 foot drop on to concrete and post a photo of the aftermath.

Want some quick easy karma? Push your kid down an 18 foot drop on to concrete and post a photo of the aftermath.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girl you dont know added you on facebook? She surely wants to fuck you.

Girl you dont know added you on facebook? She surely wants to fuck you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Starting to doze off on a long drive? Accelerate to a high rate of speed, the adrenaline will wake you up.

Starting to doze off on a long drive?
 Accelerate to a high rate of speed, the adrenaline will wake you up.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if she cheats on her boyfriend with you you are the one she loves and she would never do that to you

if she cheats on her boyfriend with you you are the one she loves and she would never do that to you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend crying? She probably just wants the D

Girlfriend crying? She probably just wants the D  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's just sexting Nothing bad will happen from it

It's just sexting
 Nothing bad will happen from it  Malicious Advice Mallard

If the Jehovah witness come to your house STAB THEM

If the Jehovah witness come to your house
 STAB THEM  Malicious Advice Mallard

you want to go to on xbox live but dont wanna deal with annoying kids? play call of duty

you want to go to on xbox live but dont wanna deal with annoying kids?
 play call of duty  Malicious Advice Mallard

in a jam and need to get rid of kittens quick toss them on the side of the road. someone's sure to adopt them

in a jam and need to get rid of kittens quick
 toss them on the side of the road. someone's sure to adopt them  Malicious Advice Mallard
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