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Windshield getting too foggy with the cold weather? Try wiping it with your hands.

Windshield getting too foggy with the cold weather? Try wiping it with your hands. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Merging onto a highway? Come to a stop, watch your mirrors, and merge once no cars are in sight

Merging onto a highway? Come to a stop, watch your mirrors, and merge once no cars are in sight Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to get over a cold Drink alcohol, it will sterilize the germs in your body

If you want to get over a cold Drink alcohol, it will sterilize the germs in your body Malicious Advice Mallard
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Enjoy a nice rush of endorphins, but don't have time to constantly work out? Try using heroin. they're chemically nearly identical, and you don't have to put in any effort.

Enjoy a nice rush of endorphins, but don't have time to constantly work out? Try using heroin. they're chemically nearly identical, and you don't have to put in any effort. Malicious Advice Mallard
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When life gives you lemons you attack life with lemons

When life gives you lemons you attack life with lemons Malicious Advice Mallard
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To add some flare to fingering yourself handle jalapenos beforehand

To add some flare to fingering yourself handle jalapenos beforehand Malicious Advice Mallard
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Erection in a public setting? Stand up quickly, blood will rush to your head instea

Erection in a public setting? Stand up quickly, blood will rush to your head instea Malicious Advice Mallard
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Car windshield frozen? Just pour hot water on it to quickly melt the ice

Car windshield frozen? Just pour hot water on it to quickly melt the ice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a tasty snack? Try eating lots of bananas and drinking lots of sprite

Want a tasty snack? Try eating lots of bananas and drinking lots of sprite Malicious Advice Mallard
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Find your child smoking? make them smoke an entire pack

Find your child smoking? make them smoke an entire pack Malicious Advice Mallard
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