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If you want to see if an outlet works Put a key in it

If you want to see if an outlet works Put a key in it  Malicious Advice Mallard

The girl you're interested in kinda has a mustache? You should point it out and tell her.

The girl you're interested in kinda has a mustache?
 You should point it out and tell her.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone thought of your comment hours ago? Just reply to their post "I was going to say that" right underneath

Someone thought of your comment hours ago? Just reply to their post

want to last longer in bed think about mom or sister

want to last longer in bed think about mom or sister  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna host a house party break into someone elses house and host there

Wanna host a house party break into someone elses house and host there  Malicious Advice Mallard

like your girlfreind's cat more then you like your girlfreind? steal it

like your girlfreind's cat more then you like your girlfreind? steal it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving in the dark and someone tailgates you. Brake check them it's probably not a cop.

Driving in the dark and someone tailgates you. Brake check them it's probably not a cop.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Acne Problems? Apply Isopropyl alcohol to face after shaving. It will kill acne causing bacteria.

Acne Problems?
 Apply Isopropyl alcohol to face after shaving. It will kill acne causing bacteria.  Malicious Advice Mallard

When a woman tells you "you're a really great guy" Interrupt her with a long passionate kiss.

When a woman tells you

Need to drive somewhere but are too drunk or tired? Drive fast. The less time you spend driving, the less chance you have of causing an accident

Need to drive somewhere but are too drunk or tired? Drive fast.  The less time you spend driving, the less  chance you have of causing an accident  Malicious Advice Mallard
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