Malicious Advice Mallard

a cop points a gun at you? take out your own gun so he won't shoot you

a cop points a gun at you? take out your own gun so he won't shoot you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drink a glass of water before bed It'll give you motivation to wake up the next morning.

Drink a glass of water before bed It'll give you motivation to wake up the next morning.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Learning how ride a unicycle? Wear a black trench coat and sandals

Learning how ride a unicycle? Wear a black trench coat and sandals  Malicious Advice Mallard

Syria is great to visit this time of year You'll have a blast

Syria is great to visit this time of year You'll have a blast  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for a new roomate? Make sure they have a boy/girlfirend They'll spend most of the time at their significant other's house.

Looking for a new roomate? Make sure they have a boy/girlfirend They'll spend most of the time at their significant other's house.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Gum stuck in your hair? Bleach will get it out in no time.

Gum stuck in your hair? Bleach will get it out in no time.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Microwave your nature valley bar for 35-45 seconds to soften it any less and it will remain crunchy and messy

Microwave your nature valley bar for 35-45 seconds to soften it
 any less and it will remain crunchy and messy  Malicious Advice Mallard

children should be seen and not heard it's not like you're raising them to be functional adults or anything

children should be seen and not heard it's not like you're raising them to be functional adults or anything  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to handle something really hot try a wet rag

Need to handle something really hot try a wet rag  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to participate in thought provoking debates? Check out r/atheism and r/politics

Want to participate in thought provoking debates? Check out r/atheism and r/politics  Malicious Advice Mallard
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