Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a hangnail? Just rip it off. It's painless.

Have a hangnail? Just rip it off. It's painless.  Malicious Advice Mallard

grease fire? some water will put that out

grease fire? some water will put that out  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have Ice on your windshield? Throw a bucket of hot water on it!

Have Ice on your windshield? Throw a bucket of hot water on it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't decide between 4rm or from? Use 4rm, you'll save some space on your essay

Can't decide between 4rm or from? Use 4rm, 
you'll save some space on your essay  Malicious Advice Mallard

leave your lights on 24/7 you will then have a less chance for a robbery

leave your lights on 24/7
 you will then have a less chance for a robbery  Malicious Advice Mallard

flirt with a less attractive person it will boost your confidence

flirt with a less attractive person it will boost your confidence  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you wanna get rid of a pimple just burst it!

If you wanna get rid of a pimple
 just burst it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble sleeping? Go on reddit, it will make you fall asleep faster.

Having trouble sleeping? Go on reddit, it will make you fall asleep faster.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are a woman Try traveling to India. What's the worst that could happen?

If you are a woman Try traveling to India. What's the worst that could happen?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Yes, you do look fat in those jeans. In fact you look fat in everything you wear. You're gonna end up looking just like your mother.

Yes, you do look fat in those jeans. In fact you look fat in everything you wear. You're gonna end up looking just like your mother.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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