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Worried about getting your girlfriend pregnant? Make sure she is on top, gravity will be your birth control

Worried about getting your girlfriend pregnant? Make sure she is on top, gravity will be your birth control Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a girl on Gonewild to Like You? Send her romantic poems, and the occasional picture of your penis.

Want a girl on Gonewild to Like You? Send her romantic poems, and the occasional picture of your penis. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Accidentally close a tab on a Mac? CTRL+Shift+T Reopens It

Accidentally close a tab on a Mac? CTRL+Shift+T Reopens It Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always end your Paper on a cliffhanger that way your professor will want to read the next one

Always end your Paper on a cliffhanger that way your professor will want to read the next one Malicious Advice Mallard
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if she says no and pushes you off, keep going girls love it when a guy is persistent

if she says no and pushes you off, keep going girls love it when a guy is persistent Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ugliness is in the eye of the sober.

Ugliness is in the eye of the sober. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Poop before taking a shower You will save so much on toilet paper costs

Poop before taking a shower You will save so much on toilet paper costs Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see an old man sitting alone at a bar he is definitely the owner so talk to him, drink up and plan on him picking up your tab

If you see an old man sitting alone at a bar he is definitely the owner so talk to him, drink up and plan on him picking up your tab Malicious Advice Mallard
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It's probably just An ingrown hair

It's probably just An ingrown hair Malicious Advice Mallard
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phone got wet? stick it in the microwave to dry it quickly

phone got wet? stick it in the microwave to dry it quickly Malicious Advice Mallard
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