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is your 1000 dollar burberry coat dirty? soak it in bleach for the day and it will come out clean

is your 1000 dollar burberry coat dirty? soak it in bleach for the day and it will come out clean Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to have an abortion you should get pregnant

If you want to have an abortion you should get pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trouble sleeping? check out r/nosleep. it'll help you pass right out.

Trouble sleeping? check out r/nosleep. it'll help you pass right out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to lose water weight Stop drinking water

If you want to lose water weight Stop drinking water Malicious Advice Mallard
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You know how you can piss on a jellyfish sting? When you have a stomach ache eat your own shit. Twice the power.

You know how you can piss on a jellyfish sting? When you have a stomach ache eat your own shit. Twice the power. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Arguing with a christian and they happen to be right? just tell them their proof is irrelevant, they're just closed-minded, and for the final blow, compare them to Westboro Baptist Church

Arguing with a christian and they happen to be right? just tell them their proof is irrelevant, they're just closed-minded, and for the final blow, compare them to Westboro Baptist Church Malicious Advice Mallard
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Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning

Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning Malicious Advice Mallard
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Masterbation getting boaring? try icy hot it's better then sex

Masterbation getting boaring? try icy hot it's better then sex Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't get laid the old fashioned way? rape her so hard her vagina evolves

Can't get laid the old fashioned way? rape her so hard her vagina evolves Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking for karma? tell /r/music paul simon sucks

Looking for karma? tell /r/music paul simon sucks Malicious Advice Mallard
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