Malicious Advice Mallard

Boyfriend did something wrong? If you tell him what he did he will never learn. Just act Pissed till he figures it out.

Boyfriend did something wrong? If you tell him what he did he will never learn. Just act Pissed till he figures it out.   Malicious Advice Mallard

someone is stealing your food at work? Lace everything you bring with ex-lax for a week

someone is stealing your food at work? Lace everything you bring with ex-lax for a week  Malicious Advice Mallard

so you're not feeling well? drink copious amounts of whiskey. alcohol kills germs

so you're not feeling well?
 drink copious amounts of whiskey.  alcohol kills germs  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're nervous about visiting a rough neighborhood in Los Angeles Wear all red. People will assume you're a gang member and leave you alone.

If you're nervous about visiting a rough neighborhood in Los Angeles
 Wear all red. People will assume you're a gang member and leave you alone.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like to prank your teachers? Apologize for the consequences before you go to juvy

Like to prank your teachers? Apologize for the consequences before you go to juvy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just to be safe you can always forward them a well lit picture of your penis it works 60% of the time, every time

Just to be safe you can always forward them a well lit picture of your penis it works 60% of the time, every time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pro tip: Dont die

Pro tip:
 Dont die  Malicious Advice Mallard

not sure who you banged last night? rub some hand sanitizer on it, it'll kill any bacteria or diseases that you have

not sure who you banged last night? rub some hand sanitizer on it, it'll kill any bacteria or diseases that you have  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a Virus? Delete system 32 to get rid of it!

Have a Virus? Delete system 32 to get rid of it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

i see we are doing reverse advice malard why not try creating an original meme?

i see we are doing reverse  advice malard why not try creating an original meme?  Malicious Advice Mallard
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