Malicious Advice Mallard

Finally met a nice girl you find attractive Tell her that you would like to take her to Pound Town

Finally met a nice girl you find attractive
 Tell her that you would like to take her to Pound Town  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your friend is driving you to a concert Tell them to drop you off, then look around for a place to park that's free, you will both save money. Don't make him pay for parking

If your friend is driving you to a concert
 Tell them to drop you off, then look around for a place to park that's free, you will both save money. Don't make him pay for parking  Malicious Advice Mallard

So you're in love with Romeo? Maybe you should marry Paris.

So you're in love with Romeo? Maybe you should marry Paris.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girl's hair in your face and mouth while you sleep? Shave her head

Girl's hair in your face and mouth while you sleep? Shave her head  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make your bathroom really clean Mix bleach and ammonia

Want to make your bathroom really clean Mix bleach and ammonia  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a cut on your tongue? eat potato chips, the salt will soothe the wound

Got a cut on your tongue?
 eat potato chips, the salt will soothe the wound  Malicious Advice Mallard

need a good bedtime story for your kids? try the jolly rancher story

need a good bedtime story for your kids? try the jolly rancher story   Malicious Advice Mallard

chillin' in a park end up killing bunch of Poms...

chillin' in a park end up killing bunch of Poms...  Malicious Advice Mallard

Play alpha centauri all night sleep is for the weak

Play alpha centauri all night sleep is for the weak  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell your girlfriend you're saving money for an engagement ring and buy a gaming PC If she stays with you, she's a keeper.

Tell your girlfriend you're saving money for an engagement ring and buy a gaming PC If she stays with you, she's a keeper.   Malicious Advice Mallard
Like us for More!