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IMGUR not working? Try tinypic.com, no one will notice

IMGUR not working? Try tinypic.com, no one will notice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Shark Week? Ask your wife to hook you up with a friend!

Shark Week? Ask your wife to hook you up with a friend! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to rush somewhere, carry a sword no one will stop a guy running with a sword

If you need to rush somewhere, carry a sword no one will stop a guy running with a sword Malicious Advice Mallard
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make sure you dieIf you need to sneak into a movie or concert, carry a fire extinguisher No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher.

make sure you dieIf you need to sneak into a movie or concert, carry a fire extinguisher No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher. Malicious Advice Mallard
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tell your wife she's a slut it will make her feel sexy

tell your wife she's a slut it will make her feel sexy Malicious Advice Mallard
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Like a webpage on a Mac? press command+option+esc and press the glowing blue button on the bottom as many time as humanly possible LOL

Like a webpage on a Mac? press command+option+esc and press the glowing blue button on the bottom as many time as humanly possible LOL Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get over him fast? date his best friends

Want to get over him fast? date his best friends Malicious Advice Mallard
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put me in that ducksim I'll gladly fire off that rocket

put me in that ducksim I'll gladly fire off that rocket Malicious Advice Mallard
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isn't my head... supposed to be green?

isn't my head... supposed to be green? Malicious Advice Mallard
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You can sound less stupid in public by talking to yourself in private

You can sound less stupid in public by talking to yourself in private Malicious Advice Mallard
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