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Take the $15k you have to las vegas

Take the $15k you have to las vegas  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to lengthen an essay by a page? write 'this page intentionally left blank' on a page. the professor will appreciate your whit.

need to lengthen an essay by a page?
 write 'this page intentionally left blank' on a page. the professor will appreciate your whit.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost everyone loves reposts

Repost everyone loves reposts  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to iron your shirt and pants before work but short on time? get dressed first and iron your clothes while you're wearing them

need to iron your shirt and pants before work but short on time? get dressed first and iron your clothes while you're wearing them  Malicious Advice Mallard

When you are in a meme war if you use the same meme twice you automatically win

When you are in a meme war if you use the same meme twice you automatically win  Malicious Advice Mallard

See a girl you'd like to hit on? Stare at her boobs. Not only will she like it, but iT WILL also BOOST HER CONFIDENCE .

See a girl you'd like to hit on?
 Stare at her boobs. Not only will she like it, but iT WILL also BOOST HER CONFIDENCE .  Malicious Advice Mallard

Really need a partner? Use online dating sites, there are plenty of desperate singles out there.

Really need a partner?
 Use online dating sites, there are plenty of desperate singles out there.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you're an atheist, make sure to tell every christian you know. they'll respect your courage and your beliefs.

if you're an atheist, make sure to tell every christian you know. they'll respect your courage and your beliefs.  Malicious Advice Mallard

YOU CAN GET FREE STUFF AT ALL YOUR FAVORITE STORES AND RESTAURANTS SIMPLY BY COMPLAINING UNTIL THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHING THE BEST PART IS YOUR COMPLAINT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LEGITIMATE AND EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU ARE CLEVER FOR FIGURING OUT A WAY AROUND THE

YOU CAN GET FREE STUFF AT ALL YOUR FAVORITE STORES AND RESTAURANTS SIMPLY BY COMPLAINING UNTIL THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHING  THE BEST PART IS YOUR COMPLAINT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LEGITIMATE AND EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU ARE CLEVER FOR FIGURING OUT A WAY AROUND THE   Malicious Advice Mallard

In an argument with your significant other? Keep going you've got this one in the bag

In an argument with your significant other? Keep going you've got this one in the bag  Malicious Advice Mallard
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