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Want to have a prostate examination? Just open your ass to my dick. Trust me, I'm a qualified doctor.

Want to have a prostate examination? Just open your ass to my dick. Trust me, I'm a qualified doctor. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take video of the fireworks. Because talking people into Roman candle wars is a rewarding darwinian experiment.

Take video of the fireworks. Because talking people into Roman candle wars is a rewarding darwinian experiment. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to spice up your love life? Show your partner your browser history.

Want to spice up your love life? Show your partner your browser history. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want spit on your french fries ask for them with no salt so they have to make them just for you

Want spit on your french fries ask for them with no salt so they have to make them just for you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to lose weight? Start smoking

Trying to lose weight? Start smoking Malicious Advice Mallard
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Give away all your best tricks on reddit for Karma Watch as they stop working in record time.

Give away all your best tricks on reddit for Karma Watch as they stop working in record time. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Never take dating advice from animals or redditors Except for insanity wolf - that guy's great

Never take dating advice from animals or redditors Except for insanity wolf - that guy's great Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stuck on a paper? Copy and paste from Wikipedia

Stuck on a paper? Copy and paste from Wikipedia Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to safely pick up a prostitute Ask if she's a cop. Cops are legally obligated to say yes.

If you want to safely pick up a prostitute Ask if she's a cop. Cops are legally obligated to say yes. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wife pissing you off? Shove Marbles up her ass

Wife pissing you off? Shove Marbles up her ass Malicious Advice Mallard
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