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got a headache? Stab your foot. You'll forget about the headache.

got a headache? Stab your foot. You'll forget about the headache. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your infant child keeps crying just shake it repeatedly, that will make it stop.

If your infant child keeps crying just shake it repeatedly, that will make it stop. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Frequently use LSD You'll win a Nobel Prize

Frequently use LSD You'll win a Nobel Prize Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wait For It...

Wait For It... Malicious Advice Mallard
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before a drug transaction Ask your client if he is a cop. cops are required to tell the truth

before a drug transaction Ask your client if he is a cop. cops are required to tell the truth Malicious Advice Mallard
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your ex didn't call you back? keep calling, she probably didn't hear her phone

your ex didn't call you back? keep calling, she probably didn't hear her phone Malicious Advice Mallard
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when having morning wood and you need to pee always stand up when peeing

when having morning wood and you need to pee always stand up when peeing Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get a song out of your head? "Whooah, we're half way there, Whooah, Livin' on a prayer"

Want to get a song out of your head?
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need a cushion while boating? just sit on your life jacket

need a cushion while boating? just sit on your life jacket Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking at bikini photos on Instagram? Double tap to zoom in

Looking at bikini photos on Instagram? Double tap to zoom in Malicious Advice Mallard
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