Malicious Advice Mallard

want to be hip and fit in with the black crowd say "nigga" often

want to be hip and fit in with the black crowd say

Nervous during a presentation? Just imagine the crowd is naked

Nervous during a presentation? Just imagine the crowd is naked  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble waking up in the morning? Use your favorite song as your alarm.

Having trouble waking up in the morning? Use your favorite song as your alarm.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a favorite song? Set it as your alarm, it'll cheer you up in the morning.

Have a favorite song? Set it as your alarm, it'll cheer you up in the morning.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you drank too much why would you drink more the next day?

if you drank too much why would you drink more the next day?  Malicious Advice Mallard

constantly arguing with gf? kill her

constantly arguing with gf? kill her   Malicious Advice Mallard

cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

cluck cluck cluck
 cluck cluck cluck  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get your server's attention? Snap your fingers at them.

Want to get your server's attention?
 Snap your fingers at them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't have enough ip for those runes you want? Buy lower tier ones

Don't have enough ip for those runes you want? Buy lower tier ones  Malicious Advice Mallard

picking up your daughter from school? show up with no pants. the children will think you're hilarious

picking up your daughter from school?
 show up with no pants. the children will think you're hilarious  Malicious Advice Mallard
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