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download taking a long time? press alt-f4 to give it priority on the broadband signal

download taking a long time?
 press alt-f4 to give it priority on the broadband signal  Malicious Advice Mallard

get a best friend that is a lawyer

get a best friend  that is a lawyer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hot day? Leave the fridge open for a cool kitchen

Hot day?
 Leave the fridge open for a cool kitchen  Malicious Advice Mallard

your crush ignores you? liking all her photos on facebook will help

your crush ignores you? liking all her photos on facebook will help  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you're tALKING TO SOMEONE FOREIGN, JUST RAISE your voice then they'll get what you're trying to tell them

if you're tALKING TO SOMEONE FOREIGN, JUST RAISE your voice
 then they'll get what you're trying to tell them  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want a strong back lift really heavy stuff with your back

If you want a strong back
 lift really heavy stuff with your back  Malicious Advice Mallard

Next time when you're fapping Go check out r/FiftyFifty

Next time when you're fapping
 Go check out r/FiftyFifty  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want a girl to like you You should ignore her, she will come running for you

If you want a girl to like you
 You should ignore her, she will come running for you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Windshield to your car frozen? Why, dump hot water on it to thaw it out quickly!

Windshield to your car frozen?
 Why, dump hot water on it to thaw it out quickly!  Malicious Advice Mallard

do not buy textbooks

do not
 buy textbooks  Malicious Advice Mallard
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