Malicious Advice Mallard

invest your life savings in newspapers

invest your life savings in newspapers  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to make it big as a comdian? use the N-word

want to make it big as a comdian? use the N-word  Malicious Advice Mallard

really like a girl but she's dating your best friend? send out a mass text to everyone in your contact list saying he cheated on her. be there to comfort her when she hears. your friend will understand.

really like a girl but she's dating your best friend?
 send out a mass text to everyone in your contact list saying he cheated on her. be there to comfort her when she hears. your friend will understand.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get laid? Be dirty minded, he/she will like the fact that you are experienced and full of knowledge with sex.

Want to get laid? Be dirty minded, he/she will like the fact that you are experienced and full of knowledge with sex.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Laying drunk in bed with girl of your dreams? Tell her how you feel

Laying drunk in bed with girl of your dreams?
 Tell her how you feel   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want more frequent sex? Get married - everyone knows married couples have tons of sex

Want more frequent sex?
 Get married - everyone knows married couples have tons of sex  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy some blackberry stocks youll make tons of money

Buy some blackberry stocks youll make tons of money  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fica de boa e manda um beck msm luca dah nada nao

Fica de boa e manda um beck msm luca
 dah nada nao  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving while it's dark out? Turn on your brights, so that the cars in front and ahead of you can see you better!

Driving while it's dark out? Turn on your brights, so that the cars in front and ahead of you can see you better!  Malicious Advice Mallard

going out to lunch with a girl? set unreasonably high expectations for the date

going out to lunch with a girl?
 set unreasonably high expectations for the date  Malicious Advice Mallard
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