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Want to lose weight? Make it your New Years Resolution

Want to lose weight? Make it your New Years Resolution  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your computer overheats pour ice water on it to lower the temperature

If your computer overheats pour ice water on it to lower the temperature  Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone you don't like get a parking ticket? Take it off their windshield so they get charged an extra late fee

Someone you don't like get a parking ticket? Take it off their windshield so they get charged an extra late fee  Malicious Advice Mallard

Migraines? Eat a lot of ice cream really fast and get a brain freeze

Migraines? Eat a lot of ice cream really fast and get a brain freeze  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have a really important test coming up, don't revise until the day before the test, the mind works better under pressure

If you have a really important test coming up, don't revise until
 the day before the test, the mind works better under pressure  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell your girlfriend she looks fat in that dress It will encourage her to lose weight

Tell your girlfriend she looks fat in that dress It will encourage her to lose weight  Malicious Advice Mallard

out of vaseline? just use rubbing alcohol instead.

out of vaseline? just use rubbing alcohol instead.  Malicious Advice Mallard

need a great gift idea step 1: cut a hole in a box

need a great gift idea step 1: cut a hole in a box  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to get somewhere fast? run naked. nobody will ever stop a man running naked.

need to get somewhere fast?
 run naked. nobody will ever stop a man running naked.  Malicious Advice Mallard

need new furniture? buy from ikea. everything there can be assembled quickly, easily, and stress free

need new furniture? buy from ikea. everything there can be assembled quickly, easily, and stress free  Malicious Advice Mallard
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