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Want an easy to clean diaper? Just give your kids prunes

Want an easy to clean diaper? Just give your kids prunes  Malicious Advice Mallard

TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOUR RELATIVES IN BRITAIN THEY'LL ALMOST CERTAINLY KNOW EACH OTHER

TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOUR RELATIVES IN BRITAIN THEY'LL ALMOST CERTAINLY KNOW EACH OTHER   Malicious Advice Mallard

roomates having a fight? Join in

roomates having a fight? Join in  Malicious Advice Mallard

nervous while buying condoms? Just purchase them along with a cucumber. your check-out lady will appreciate your healthy sex life and eating habits

nervous while buying condoms?
 Just purchase them along with a cucumber. your check-out lady will appreciate your healthy sex life and eating habits  Malicious Advice Mallard

have second thoughts about your academic career? just choose a fine arts major, such as drama. employers are constantly looking for fine arts majors.

have second thoughts about your academic career? just choose a fine arts major, such as drama. employers are constantly looking for fine arts majors.   Malicious Advice Mallard

something in your eye? a fork moistened with tobasco sauce should do the trick

something in your eye?
 a fork moistened with tobasco sauce should do the trick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get a magnet snuck in your nose it's a great conversation piece

Get a magnet snuck in your nose it's a great conversation piece  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need booze? Get some Natty Light

Need booze?
 Get some Natty Light  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to keep your girlfriend from fooling around when you deploy? Knock her up

Want to keep your girlfriend from fooling around when you deploy?
 Knock her up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Flail your arms around as much as you can They'll be too scared to stay near you

Flail your arms around as much as you can
 They'll be too scared to stay near you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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