Malicious Advice Mallard

Make a Reddit account during finals week You'll get a lot more studying done

Make a Reddit account during finals week You'll get a lot more studying done  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't think of a meme? Just copy some sitcom shit and take all the credit

Can't think of a meme? Just copy some sitcom shit and take all the credit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always buy gas near the airport The extra demand from car rentals translates to high volume, thus lower prices.

Always buy gas near the airport The extra demand from car rentals translates to high volume, thus lower prices.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get her pregnant She will never leave you

Get her pregnant
 She will never leave you   Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy yourself a Yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.

Buy yourself a Yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of having to drive your kids around? Drink a bottle of wine.

Tired of having to drive your kids around? Drink a bottle of wine.  Malicious Advice Mallard

GO ABOUT YOUR DAY AS NORMAL NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN

GO ABOUT YOUR DAY AS NORMAL NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN  Malicious Advice Mallard

My green brother gives bad advice ignore it and listen to me instead

My green brother gives bad advice
 ignore it and listen to me instead  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom She's a keeper. Finish inside of her.

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom
 She's a keeper.  Finish inside of her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to get back at your ex Bring him to a pool filled with children and slip him viagra

If you want to get back at your ex
 Bring him to a pool filled with children and slip him viagra  Malicious Advice Mallard
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