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forget about the nsa

forget about the nsa  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't boil the water in a neti pot you kill all the bacteria that can symbiotically colonize your brain

Don't boil the water in a neti pot you kill all the bacteria that can symbiotically colonize your brain  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's not cheating if you think about your wife while you're doing it

It's not cheating
 if you think about your wife while you're doing it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't respond to my emails I love it and you will be rewarded

Don't respond to my emails
 I love it and you will be rewarded  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need money? Play the lottery, you'll be set for life in a few weeks

Need money? Play the lottery, you'll be set for life in a few weeks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make your video into a gif That will make it load faster

Make your video into a gif That will make it load faster  Malicious Advice Mallard

Oh You're a teenager now? that means you can do anything you want

Oh You're a teenager now? that means you can do anything you want  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to build a secure financial future? Vote for free stuff

Want to build a secure financial future?
 Vote for free stuff  Malicious Advice Mallard

Coffee not working? TRY meth

Coffee not working? TRY meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

at the grocery store and need to fart go to the aisle where you can spray the febreeze

at the grocery store and need to fart go to the aisle where you can spray the febreeze  Malicious Advice Mallard
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