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Is your relationship with a girl complicated? Put it on facebook, that breaks the ice on being able to talk about it

Is your relationship with a girl complicated? Put it on facebook, that breaks the ice on being able to talk about it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get up in a few hours but cant get to sleep? go on r/spacedicks

Need to get up in a few hours but cant get to sleep? go on r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your new girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for valentines day you should just believe her and not get her anything

If your new girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for valentines day
 you should just believe her and not get her anything  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you love a girl, Give her aids

If you love a girl, Give her aids  Malicious Advice Mallard

You and your girlfriend are bored? tell her the fun stories you had with your ex. girls love a good story

You and your girlfriend are bored?
 tell her the fun stories you had with your ex. girls love a good story  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your pregnant wife is mad Tell her it's just the hormones.

If your pregnant wife is mad Tell her it's just the hormones.  Malicious Advice Mallard

try to understand women

try to understand women   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get a raise? Email your internet history to your boss.

Want to get a raise? Email your internet history to your boss.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Saw something funny on facebook? Just post it on reddit, reddit loves new content.

Saw something funny on facebook? Just post it on reddit, reddit loves new content.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl gets comfortable enough to fart in front of you Tell her you're "gonna plug that hole with your dick."

If a girl gets comfortable enough to fart in front of you Tell her you're
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