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Got a boner in class or work? punch yourself in the dick.

Got a boner in class or work? punch yourself in the dick. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Beat the shit out of your console the next time a video game is kicking your ass sensors inside the machine will pick up the heavy shocks and automatically lower the difficulty.

Beat the shit out of your console the next time a video game is kicking your ass sensors inside the machine will pick up the heavy shocks and automatically lower the difficulty. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Never trust the green version of me he is a meme made to give shit advice

Never trust the green version of me he is a meme made to give shit advice Malicious Advice Mallard
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You should read about it out loud around black people They will respect you for having your own opinions

You should read about it out loud around black people They will respect you for having your own opinions Malicious Advice Mallard
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when i want to make people tense i tell them to relax

when i want to make people tense i tell them to relax Malicious Advice Mallard
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Awkward boner in public? Let me suck it. It'll relax the muscles and make you cum in my mouth.

Awkward boner in public? Let me suck it. It'll relax the muscles and make you cum in my mouth. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you are going to kill your wife and kids fire a round into your skull first to test the gun

if you are going to kill your wife and kids fire a round into your skull first to test the gun Malicious Advice Mallard
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make love to the rythm of skrillex

make love to the rythm of skrillex Malicious Advice Mallard
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Kids being naughty? Smack them. Associating pain with bad behavior will see an end to bad behavior

Kids being naughty? Smack them. Associating pain with bad behavior will see an end to bad behavior Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stranger offers you drugs? Take them. Drugs are expensive.

Stranger offers you drugs? Take them. Drugs are expensive. Malicious Advice Mallard
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