Malicious Advice Mallard

QUACK QUACK YOUR MUM

QUACK QUACK YOUR MUM  Malicious Advice Mallard

food tasting bland? try adding bath salts

food tasting bland? try adding bath salts  Malicious Advice Mallard

out of money after buying a hooker? just kill her and take your money back

out of money after buying a hooker?
 just kill her and take your money back  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to impress a group of females? just pull out your penis. they will scream in amazement.

need to impress a group of females?
 just pull out your penis. they will scream in amazement.  Malicious Advice Mallard

WORried about going to prom alone? dress up as a deer. people will realize you are going 'stag' and will love the play on words

WORried about going to prom alone? dress up as a deer. people will realize you are going 'stag' and will love the play on words  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't stop thinking about your ex give 'em a call. You know, just to see how they're doing.

Can't stop thinking about your ex
 give 'em a call. You know, just to see how they're doing.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to reach out to even more matriots? post in /r/murica and /r/straya they're really interested in your matriotism.

Want to reach out to even more matriots?
 post in /r/murica and /r/straya they're really interested in your matriotism.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Revising your resume? Be sure to include your username and how much karma you have

Revising your resume?
 Be sure to include your username and how much karma you have  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're gonna microwave that Krispy Kreme Donut It needs at least 10 seconds

If you're gonna microwave that Krispy Kreme Donut It needs at least 10 seconds  Malicious Advice Mallard

my name is john i eat gopher dick

my name is john i eat gopher dick  Malicious Advice Mallard
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