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if you have a hard time talking to girls ask them if they watch anime and proceed to tell them about your favorite

if you have a hard time talking to girls ask them if they watch anime and proceed to tell them about your favorite  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you think somthings wrong with your body, dont try to google it go to a doctor

if you think somthings wrong with your body, dont try to google it go to a doctor   Malicious Advice Mallard

Cop asks you to take a Breathalyzer test? Don't do it and threaten to fire him, he will change his mind.

Cop asks you to take a Breathalyzer test? Don't do it and threaten to fire him, he will change his mind.  Malicious Advice Mallard

When you are about to post something Just post it people don't care if you check your spelling

When you are about to post something Just post it
people don't care if you check your spelling  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's not sexual harassment If you look, but don't touch

It's not sexual harassment
 If you look, but don't touch  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make sure to put your address on your key ring that way if you lose it the finder can return it

Make sure to put your address on your key ring that way if you lose it the finder can return it  Malicious Advice Mallard

No lube ? Use tabasco, it'll spice things up and women love it

No lube ?
 Use tabasco, it'll spice things up and women love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

say no to drugs you'll get a better deal if you do

say no to drugs you'll get a better deal if you do  Malicious Advice Mallard

Forced to eat horrible, healthy food becuase of heart problems? Just put a lot of salt and butter on it, it'll taste great

Forced to eat horrible, healthy food becuase of heart problems? Just put a lot of salt and butter on it, it'll taste great  Malicious Advice Mallard

Windows getting slow? delete system32

Windows getting slow?
 delete system32  Malicious Advice Mallard
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