Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to leave the dentist office early? Scream ow everytime they touch a tooth

Want to leave the dentist office early?
 Scream ow everytime they touch a tooth  Malicious Advice Mallard

YOU DONT WANNA GET FAT? DRINK WATER AFTER you eat

YOU DONT WANNA GET FAT?
 DRINK WATER AFTER you eat   Malicious Advice Mallard

Lifting something heavy? Lift from the waist in a twisting, jerking motion to reduce the risk of injury

Lifting something heavy? Lift from the waist in a twisting, jerking motion to reduce the risk of injury  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl tells you she is afraid of spider make her face her fear, she will be so grateful

girl tells you she is afraid of spider make her face her fear, she will be so grateful  Malicious Advice Mallard

you can always trust the government to have your best interests at heart. when have they ever lied to us?

you can always trust the government to have your best interests at heart.
 when have they ever lied to us?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make a successful post? Call the knights of /new assholes, they like to joke around

Want to make a successful post? Call the knights of /new assholes, they like to joke around  Malicious Advice Mallard

Troubled? Did you try smoking weed yet?

Troubled? Did you try smoking weed yet?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a pick-me-up? Smoke Meth

Need a pick-me-up? Smoke Meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you won some money in the casino keep on gambling, you're probably good at it

If you won some money in the casino keep on gambling, you're probably good at it  Malicious Advice Mallard

you can always trust that a fart will be nothing but gas

you can always trust that a fart will be nothing but gas  Malicious Advice Mallard
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