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girl you like not talking to you anymore? Skype her naked. Thats bound to get the conversation started.

girl you like not talking to you anymore? Skype her naked. Thats bound to get the conversation started. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up tell her, honest communication is the most important thing in a relationship

If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up tell her, honest communication is the most important thing in a relationship Malicious Advice Mallard
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Chasing women Is great excercise

Chasing women Is great excercise Malicious Advice Mallard
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you can stop a baby from crying by shaking it

you can stop a baby from crying by shaking it Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't have a condom or birth control? dip your balls in hot water. it kills the sperm

don't have a condom or birth control? dip your balls in hot water. it kills the sperm Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want fresh breath in the morning? go to sleep with a mouth full of bubble gum

Want fresh breath in the morning? go to sleep with a mouth full of bubble gum Malicious Advice Mallard
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iGNORE "DON'T FEED THE DUCKS" SIGNS

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Going to the NSA protests? Compare everyone to nazis to make your point. People hate nazis.

Going to the NSA protests? Compare everyone to nazis to make your point. People hate nazis. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have an important life question? answers.yahoo.com

Have an important life question? answers.yahoo.com Malicious Advice Mallard
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You don't Like Doctor Who? Tell us about it, we are very accepting of others opinions.

You don't Like Doctor Who? Tell us about it, we are very accepting of others opinions. Malicious Advice Mallard
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