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DELETE SYSTEM32 It lets your computer run much faster.

DELETE SYSTEM32
 It lets your computer run much faster.  Malicious Advice Mallard

In the mood for some popcorn? Just press the popcorn button on your microwave

In the mood for some popcorn? Just press the popcorn button on your microwave  Malicious Advice Mallard

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If she texts you text back a love poem

If she texts you text back a love poem  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to know who loves you more, your wife or your dog? lock them both in the boot of your car for an hour. when you let them out, only one of them will be glad to see you.

want to know who loves you more, your wife or your dog? lock them both in the boot of your car for an hour. when you let them out, only one of them will be glad to see you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you get pulled over for dwi just tell the officer that luke bryan and jason aldean said it was okay

if you get pulled over for dwi
 just tell the officer that luke bryan and jason aldean said it was okay  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have you been caught stealing off a wikipedia page? Tell your teacher you wrote the wikipedia page.

Have you been caught stealing off a wikipedia page?
 Tell your teacher you wrote the wikipedia page.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Toilet seat broken? Poop in the tank, it is a mini toilet bowl.

Toilet seat broken? Poop in the tank, it is a mini toilet bowl.  Malicious Advice Mallard

does the other team have all the flags in battlefield? snipe from as faraway as possible, it will help your team win

does the other team have all the flags in battlefield?
 snipe from as faraway as possible, it will help your team win  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need an idea for a successful business venture? Open a casino in Dubai and call it "The Profit Muhammad"

Need an idea for a successful business venture?
 Open a casino in Dubai and call it
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