Malicious Advice Mallard

Forgot to take a pill in the morning? Take two at night

Forgot to take a pill in the morning?
 Take two at night  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dry, chapped lips? Just bite off the extra skin, it will come off quickly and painlessly

Dry, chapped lips? Just bite off the extra skin, it will come off quickly and painlessly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a headache while drinking? Take some painkillers, and keep drinking!

Got a headache  while drinking?
 Take some painkillers, and keep drinking!   Malicious Advice Mallard

IF you suffer from acne rub elemental potassium on your wet face after every wash. cured.

IF you suffer from acne rub elemental potassium on your wet face after every wash. cured.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to wake up early? Have a baby.

Want to wake up early?
 Have a baby.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't think of anything to serve for phat Tuesday Just get mozz sticks and chicken tenders from brickhouse

Can't think of anything to serve for phat Tuesday Just get mozz sticks and chicken tenders from brickhouse  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you're a high schooler on reddit, tell people, they'll appreciate your youthful wisdom

if you're a high schooler on reddit, tell people, they'll appreciate your youthful wisdom  Malicious Advice Mallard

You're making a meme? Don't check the spelling,there won't be any comments about how stupid you are

You're making a meme?
 Don't check the spelling,there won't be any comments about how stupid you are  Malicious Advice Mallard

Clogged Sinuses? Snort cocaine

Clogged Sinuses? Snort cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend insists on not celebrating valentines day? Respect her wishes

Girlfriend insists on not celebrating valentines day? Respect her wishes  Malicious Advice Mallard
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