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tired of posts about /r/atheism, the NSA, and the xbox one? Kill yourself

tired of posts about /r/atheism, the NSA, and the xbox one? Kill yourself  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking to speed up your computer while rendering? set CNEXT.exe priority to Realtime

Looking to speed up your computer while rendering?
 set CNEXT.exe priority to Realtime  Malicious Advice Mallard

just found out you have herpes? don't let any of your past partners know, they will think you're gross

just found out you have herpes? don't let any of your past partners know, they will think you're gross  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you win some money in the casino continue the gambling, you're probably really good at it

If you win some money in the casino continue the gambling, you're probably really good at it  Malicious Advice Mallard

To save time, Don't look before crossing the street the cars will stop and if they don't you can sue the driver

To save time, Don't look before crossing the street
 the cars will stop 
and if they don't you can sue the driver  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make friends on Tikld? Insult the British. They'll love the playful banter

Want to make friends on Tikld?
 Insult the British. They'll love the playful banter  Malicious Advice Mallard

Eat the gum in water fountains It's just like take-a-penny, leave-a-penny

Eat the gum in water fountains It's just like take-a-penny, leave-a-penny  Malicious Advice Mallard

INTERSTATES WITH EVEN NUMBERS GO NORTH AND SOUTH INTERSTATE WITH ODD NUMBERS GO EAST AND WEST

INTERSTATES WITH EVEN NUMBERS GO NORTH AND SOUTH INTERSTATE WITH ODD NUMBERS GO EAST AND WEST  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to fart in class? Just push it out

Need to fart in class?
 Just push it out  Malicious Advice Mallard

¿quieres que tu ordenador sea mas rapido? elimina el folder System32

¿quieres que tu ordenador sea mas rapido? elimina el folder System32  Malicious Advice Mallard
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