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Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get to the front page of reddit? Take what has been posted on the front page, make a new title, and claim it is yours. People will appreciate your sense of humor and upvote you for it.

Want to get to the front page of reddit? Take what has been posted on the front page, make a new title, and claim it is yours. People will appreciate your sense of humor and upvote you for it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mothers day is tomorrow, wait until then to buy a present

Mothers day is tomorrow, wait until then to buy a present Malicious Advice Mallard
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There's a problem? act like it doesn't exist until it goes away.

There's a problem? act like it doesn't exist until it goes away. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You want a blowjob from your wife? push her head down on your crotch at night she'll love the initiative

You want a blowjob from your wife? push her head down on your crotch at night she'll love the initiative Malicious Advice Mallard
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Is your wife upset and yelling at you? Just tell her to calm down. It works every time.

Is your wife upset and yelling at you? Just tell her to calm down. It works every time. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Dating a new girl? Make sure to drop all your friends so they can tell you really like her

Dating a new girl? Make sure to drop all your friends so they can tell you really like her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have something in your eye? Use two needles "chopstick style" to get it out with precision

Have something in your eye? Use two needles
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think your trin too hard try a mallard

think your trin too hard try a mallard Malicious Advice Mallard
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want your mac to run faster? sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

want your mac to run faster? sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your buddy just died? Just fuck his corpse for about an hour

Your buddy just died? Just fuck his corpse for about an hour Malicious Advice Mallard
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