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FRIEND'S MOM PASSED AWAY? START MAKING "YO MOMMA" JOKES, IT'LL CHEER HIM UP

FRIEND'S MOM PASSED AWAY? START MAKING

Die All your problems will be gone and everyone will love you

Die All your problems will be gone and everyone will love you  Malicious Advice Mallard

toast caught in the toaster? metal fork works every time

toast caught in the toaster?
 metal fork works every time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to have anal with your girlfriend? Ask her father for permission.

Want to have anal with your  girlfriend?  Ask her father for permission.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can't be friendzoned If you don't have any friends

You can't be friendzoned
 If you don't have any friends  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got competition over a girl? Kick his face in with the nearest baseball bat

Got competition over a girl? Kick his face in with the nearest baseball bat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trouble with women? Douse yourself in Axe body spray. Girls love that smell.

Trouble with women? Douse yourself in Axe body spray. Girls love that smell.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to masturbate but think you may get caught? do it! if caught, they will respect you for taking risks

want to masturbate but think you may get caught? do it! if caught, they will respect you for taking risks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a sore throat? Eyedrops will soothe it

Have a sore throat?
 Eyedrops will soothe it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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