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The WBC can't sue anyone If they are dead

The WBC can't sue anyone
 If they are dead  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to your job interview HIGH + TIRED = HIRED!

Going to your job interview          HIGH + TIRED =
 HIRED!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Haven't gotten a contract back? Try calling the client 20 times per day

Haven't gotten a contract back?
 Try calling the client 20 times per day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone cuts in line in front of you at the store. Cut their face

Someone cuts in line in front of you at the store. Cut their face  Malicious Advice Mallard

Owe the irs money? Don't worry about it. Being taxed violates the U.S. Constitution, and your debt will get thrown out by the court.

Owe the irs money? Don't worry about it. Being taxed violates the U.S. Constitution, and your debt will get thrown out by the court.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get some homework done right before school? Drink a pot of coffee

Need to get some homework done right before school? Drink a pot of coffee  Malicious Advice Mallard

To impress a chick Helicopter dick

To impress a chick Helicopter dick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired after a late night? Snort cocaine to wake up

Tired after a late night? Snort cocaine to wake up  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're a lousy tipper Request the rudest waitress so you won't feel guilty about it

If you're a lousy tipper
 Request the rudest waitress so you won't feel guilty about it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to stop nail biting? Start up smoking

Want to stop nail biting?
 Start up smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard
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