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looking to buy a next gen console? try the xbox one. it's all anyone is talking about

looking to buy a next gen console?
 try the xbox one. it's all anyone is talking about  Malicious Advice Mallard

just found out you have herpes? don't let any of your past partners know, it will freak them out

just found out you have herpes? don't let any of your past partners know, it will freak them out  Malicious Advice Mallard

experiencing turbulence on a flight? open the emergency hatch. if the plane crashes you'll be the able to get help.

experiencing turbulence on a flight?
 open the emergency hatch. if the plane crashes you'll be the able to get help.  Malicious Advice Mallard

when you are on facebook don't logout

when you are on facebook don't logout  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always sleep with crazy women They are the best in bed

Always sleep with crazy women They are the best in bed  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to see pets go crazy? Go on r/gonewild

Want to see pets go crazy? Go on r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a Sunburn? Let everyone touch or hit it. It speeds up the healing process

Have a Sunburn?
 Let everyone touch or hit it. It speeds up the healing process  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you ever see a dangerous animal like a trampling elephant go NEAR and pet it. You will be doing a good deed and calm the animal down.

If you ever see a dangerous animal like a trampling elephant go NEAR and pet it. You will be doing a good deed and calm the animal down.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want To Reduce your taxes? Have A kid

Want To Reduce your taxes?
 Have A kid  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stranded and can't afford a hotel? Get hospitalized

Stranded and can't afford a hotel? Get hospitalized  Malicious Advice Mallard
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