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Want to get rid of your hangover? drink more vodka

Want to get rid of your hangover? drink more vodka Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to text back? Send LOL to keep the conversation going

Don't know what to text back? Send LOL to keep the conversation going Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see a big pimple or blemish on a girls face tell them. they will thank you for reminding them to put cover up on.

If you see a big pimple or blemish on a girls face tell them. they will thank you for reminding them to put cover up on. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt you will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt you will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Set your phone to ring no less than 20 times before going to voicemail people will enjoy the wait time especially if you don't have your voicemail set up

Set your phone to ring no less than 20 times before going to voicemail people will enjoy the wait time especially if you don't have your voicemail set up Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cant tell when saber reflect is active? Best best is to ignore the jug all together, its not worth the risk

Cant tell when saber reflect is active? Best best is to ignore the jug all together, its not worth the risk Malicious Advice Mallard
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just because a guy spends $100 on the first date doesn't mean you owe him sex it means you owe him a blowjob. this is a rough economy. 100 bucks is 100 bucks!

just because a guy spends $100 on the first date doesn't mean you owe him sex it means you owe him a blowjob. this is a rough economy. 100 bucks is 100 bucks! Malicious Advice Mallard
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WANT MORE KARMA? GOUGE YOUR PET'S EYES OUT

WANT MORE KARMA? GOUGE YOUR PET'S EYES OUT Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend just broke up with you? Take one of her kidney's to prove your love for her.

Girlfriend just broke up with you? Take one of her kidney's to prove your love for her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get rid of your hangover? take more shots; you're just thirsty.

Want to get rid of your hangover? take more shots; you're just thirsty. Malicious Advice Mallard
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