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Want your kid to have an unique name? just take your favorite name and misspell it

Want your kid to have an unique name?
 just take your favorite name and misspell it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Made the front page with orginal content? Wait a couple of weeks then post it again for more karma. No one will ever know.

Made the front page with orginal content?
 Wait a couple of weeks then post it again for more karma. No one will ever know.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving home drunk? steal a pizza car topper; police rarely pull over delivery drivers

Driving home drunk? steal a pizza car topper; police rarely pull over delivery drivers  Malicious Advice Mallard

You want help with a life problem ? Post a confession bear and read the comments

You want help with a life problem ? Post a confession bear and read the comments  Malicious Advice Mallard

no means yes yes means anal

no means yes yes means anal  Malicious Advice Mallard

afraid to come out of the closet to your crush? bring your crush in the closet with you

afraid to come out of the closet to your crush?
 bring your crush in the closet with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Many stores will except a photocopy of money as payment Now shred all of your money, since you wont be needing it

Many stores will except a photocopy of money as payment Now shred all of your money, since you wont be needing it  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl catches you staring at her Do not blink or break eye contact at all, she will admire your confidence

If a girl catches you staring at her Do not blink or break eye contact at all, she will admire your confidence  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want more breaks at work? Start smoking

Want more breaks at work? Start smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to submit a meme? Use quickmeme

Want to submit a meme? Use quickmeme  Malicious Advice Mallard
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